Mauled by the Tigers

Two grown adults in tiger suits play console football, live, twice a week. Watch, pick a side, buy the shirt.

Live

Watch the tigers

The stream plays right here, chat and all. When the tigers are asleep, the countdown tells you when they're back.

The tigers are asleep. Back in --
Shop

Merch for the mauled

Everything is printed when you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Scoreline shirts are only on sale for the week after the match.

I Was Mauled tee

Black heavyweight cotton, orange print. The one everyone gets first.

£24

Claw hoodie

Tiger orange with three claw marks down the front. Hood up for away games.

£42
Limited

Mauled 6–0 tee

Clawrenson 6, Catty 0. Printed with the date. Gone when the week's up.

£26

Tiger ears beanie

Ribbed knit with ears on top, so you can match the tigers from the sofa.

£18
Head to head Sample

The rivalry

Every Friday the two tigers play each other. Win by three goals or more and it goes in the book as a mauling.

DateScoreWinner
Viewer challenges Sample

Hall of the Mauled

On Sundays, viewers take on a tiger. Lose and your name goes up here. Win and you join a much shorter list.