I Was Mauled tee
Black heavyweight cotton, orange print. The one everyone gets first.
Two grown adults in tiger suits play console football, live, twice a week. Watch, pick a side, buy the shirt.
The stream plays right here, chat and all. When the tigers are asleep, the countdown tells you when they're back.
Everything is printed when you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Scoreline shirts are only on sale for the week after the match.
Black heavyweight cotton, orange print. The one everyone gets first.
Tiger orange with three claw marks down the front. Hood up for away games.
Clawrenson 6, Catty 0. Printed with the date. Gone when the week's up.
Ribbed knit with ears on top, so you can match the tigers from the sofa.
Every Friday the two tigers play each other. Win by three goals or more and it goes in the book as a mauling.
| Date | Score | Winner |
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On Sundays, viewers take on a tiger. Lose and your name goes up here. Win and you join a much shorter list.